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Thursday, February 28, 2013

Red Light Comedy Live from Amsterdam Volume Three

Famous Songs About Dogs
Famous Songs About Dogs

Ever since Patti Page sang "How much is that Doggie in the Window," songs about dogs have remained popular. After all, dogs are man's best friend; it would only make sense that we would immortalize them in song. Let's have some fun and look at some of the famous "dog songs" and some of the lyrics that endear dogs to us.

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The Fauves, a band from Australia tell us that, "Dogs Are The Best People" in their song by that title on their album Flashlight. Way back in 1965, Davy Jones of The Monkees recorded the song, "Gonna Buy Me a Dog," where he claims that he's gonna buy him a dog because he needed a friend now. Then there was Lobo with the hit "Me and You and a Dog Named Boo."

Famous Songs About Dogs

It's just ironic that the musician Cat Stevens would write a song called, "I Love My Dog." But the lyrics are true-to-life as they say:

"I love my dog as much as I love you

But you may fade, my dog will always come through.

All he asks from me is the food to give him strength

All he ever needs is love and that he knows he'll get"

Who can forget Snoopy's Christmas a/k/a Snoopy vs. The Red Baron? And how many middle-aged people can still sing the Scooby Doo Theme Song? What about "There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-o!" and "Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?"

If you're into country music, you might know "You Gotta Quit Kickin' My Dog Around."

The Byrds had a hit with "Old Blue," with the lyrics:

"My old Blue he was a good old hound

You'd hear him hollering miles around

When I get to Heaven first thing I'll do

I'll grab my horn and call for Blue"

Elvis had a tune called "Old Shep" that told us:

"When I was a lad

And Old Shep was a pup

Over hills and meadows we'd stray

Just a boy and his dog

We were both full of fun

We grew up together that way"

The lyrics to the Pet Shop Boys song, "I Want A Dog" say:

"I want a dog,

To walk in the park

When it gets dark, my dog will bark

At any passers-by

Oh, (oh oh) you can get lonely

I want a dog"

Blake Shelton sang "Ol' Red" with the lyrics:

"Now Ol' Red he's the damnedest dog that I've ever seen

Got a nose that can smell a two day trail

He's a four legged tracking machine

You can consider yourself mighty lucky

To get past the gators and the quicksand beds

But all these years that I've been here

Ain't nobody got past Red"

Brother and sister team The Fiery Furnaces, tell us in their song, "My Dog was Lost But Now He's Found,":

"I kicked my dog

I was mean to him before

I guess that's why he walked out my door

I really wish I could see him some more

I looked under the mats and I asked all the cats

I went to the vet have you heard anything yet

My dog was lost but now he's found

My dog was lost but now he's found"

And then again, some songs that we think are about dogs aren't really about dogs at all, such as Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog," Elvis Presley's "Hound Dog," George Clinton's "Atomic Dog," and the popular song a couple of years ago by The Baha Men, "Who Let The Dogs Out." For instance, "Golden Retriever" by Super Furry Animals is really about a gold-digging woman, as is "Hair of the Dog" by Nazareth.

There will continue to be songs about dogs because we love them so much. There will be silly kid songs, funny country songs, and serious love songs - all about dogs.

Red Light Comedy Live from Amsterdam Volume Three Video Clips.

Duration : 58.38 Mins.


Hosted by Russell Peters, Red Light Comedy is shot in historic Amsterdam and brings together 24 of the world's funniest stand-up comedians for one unforgettable comedy event. Red Light Comedy features talent from the UK, South Africa, Australia, India, Ireland, Canada and the US Also included is an outrageous tour of Amsterdam with Bert Kreischer as he and his local "escort" take us everywhere from behind the scenes of the Red Light District to the world famous "coffee shops". Volume Three of Red Light Comedy -- Live From Amsterdam is full of international flavor and non-stop laughs.Love Quotes

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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

What's The Deal With Internet Comedy? | Off Book | PBS

What's The Deal With Internet Comedy? | Off Book | PBS Video Clips.

Duration : 6.87 Mins.


Comedy is a huge part of entertainment and culture, but for decades there have been very limited opportunities for comedians to reach audiences and succeed. Fortunately, the internet has blown that wide open, providing new venues for the creation of comedy, removing the limitations of the old guard, and opening new doors to laughter. Podcasts, Twitter, and sketch videos are brand-new mediums that have given birth to new kinds of humor, and allow comics to connect with audiences in a deeper, more meaningful way. Featuring: Mike Lawrence cavecomedyradio.com Jon Friedman twitter.com Sam Reich www.collegehumor.com Music: Albino Funk - soundcloud.com Kevin MacLeod - freemusicarchive.org stellarartwars - ccmixter.org Apes on Tapes - soundcloud.com ramblinglibrarian (Ivan Chew) - ccmixter.org Binarpilot - www.jamendo.com Digi G'alessio - soundcloud.com More Off Book: We Celebrated The Art of Creative Coding youtu.be Our video on Bad Behavior Online: youtu.be Our short documentary on The Universal Arts of Graphic Design: youtu.be We took a look at The Impact of Twitter on Journalism: youtu.be Follow Off Book: Twitter: @pbsoffbook Tumblr: pbsarts.tumblr.com Produced by Kornhaber Brown: www.kornhaberbrown.comLove Quotes

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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Black Nerd Comedy - FUNNY BLACK PEOPLE (Comedy Central Jokes.com) - Black Nerd Comedy

Adore in Cameras: An accumulation of Photography equipment Adore Quotes
Adore in Cameras: An accumulation of Photography equipment Adore Quotes

A lot of women as well as myself personally like to declare that you segment of our own people is aware very little about love and romance. African-american males specifically get plenty of grievance for been united nations-romantic and unfit to be indicating their inner thoughts. From personal experience I'd express that this may not be real, some of the most romantic males I have got was involved with are African-american. On the other hand, what on earth is romance seriously? I love to explain it as being the term of love. In this posting I explain romance by using several of my favorite African-american love rates. These African-american rates provide us with a view into African-american tradition and views on living. They may be a component of African-american background present us that love as well as term of love are worldwide. So in safety of my romantic African-american cousons below are some African-american love sayings, appreciate them and for any males available utilize them this Valentines Day to demonstrate your beloved the amount of you caution.

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romantic African-american rates

Adore in Cameras: An accumulation of Photography equipment Adore Quotes

The best part of contentment is based on the actual key soul of any partner. - (African-american Proverb). This is among the most romantic love rates i always have read, it is actually just about lyrical. below are some a lot more romantic African-american love rates that report us love blooms in all places.

1. High is love there isn't a dark. -Burundi

2. A lady can be a plant inside a back garden her spouse may be the wall close to it. - Ghana

3. A letter from your soul is usually read through on the face. - Zulu

4. love looks like a little one: it needs to be handled tenderly. - Congo DRC

5. Give your love be similar to the misty rainfall, returning casually, but water damage the stream. - Liberia and Madagascar

6. love is a lot like rice: transplanted, nonetheless develops. -Madagascar

7. If your 100 % celestial satellite really likes you, why be worried about celebrities? -Tunisia

8. Numerous tiny problems produce a gentleman love A lady greatly. - Ghana

9. One particular thread for the needle, One particular love for the soul. - Sudan

10. The house of anyone we love is never significantly. - South africa

11. He who really likes the vase really likes also what on earth is within. - African-american Proverb

12. The individual that really likes an unattractive body's The individual that makes her lovely. - Uganda

13. He who really likes, really likes you using your dirt. -Uganda Proverb

14. love certainly not obtains lost it is merely placed. - African-american Proverb

15. contentment requires a thing to do, a thing to love and another to hope for. - Zulu Declaring

Hilarious African-american love rates

Flavored coffee and love preference best when hot! - (African-american Proverb). Who claimed African-american men are not fervent. I love my Flavored coffee hot and steamy so that as this Hilarious love quote from Ethiopia displays love is likewise best served hot. Ethiopia is known for its Flavored coffee, so the next occasion you have a hot walk think about heating up your love living very. Here are some a lot more Hilarious love rates for the enjoyment. have slowly and gradually.

1. Never require a female with lovely boobies, if you have no money. - Nigeria

2. If you are unattractive you should frequently learn to boogie or make love. - Zimbabwe

3. To love the king is just not terrible, but a king who really likes you is way better. -Wolof Proverb

4. For those who get married to a monkey for his huge selection, your money goes as well as monkey remains as is. - Egypt

5. certainly not get married to A lady who have greater ft than you. - Mozambique

6. He who doesn't like chattering females need to continue being a bachelor's. - Congo DRC

7. Say you might be deceased and you may see who really really likes you. -African-american Proverb

8. The buttocks are like a couple even though there is consistent rubbing between them they may even now love and live with each other. - African-american Proverb

9. it is actually Mr. Aged-gentleman-monkey who marries Mrs. Aged-female-monkey. - Ghana

10. If there was clearly no wintry Friday evenings and uninteresting Saturdays, not a soul would got married more. - Morocco

11. If revenue may be discovered in the trees and shrubs, most people can be married to monkeys. - African-american Proverb

12. When a fresh female says no to wedding just wait until her boobies drop. -Burundi

African-american wedding rates

wedding looks like a groundnut it's important to crack it to see what on earth is within. - (African-american quote). Oh wedding that base of tulips which is often talked about. Can i bring love devoid of on the subject of wedding. it is merely installing that any of us seal off this article with rates with regards to the securities (i am sorry I meant pleasures) of wedding.

1. An individual that marries for love by yourself can have terrible days and nights but good nights. - Egypt

2. A home with no female looks like a barn devoid of beef. - African-american Proverb

3. A content gentleman marries the lady he really likes, but a more joyful gentleman really likes the lady he marries. - African-american quote

4. wedding looks like a groundnut it's important to crack it to see what on earth is within. - Ghana

5. if you have no relations, got married. - Egypt

6. Someone with no spouse looks like a vase devoid of blooms. - African-american Proverb

7. A new spouse tends to cook dinner an excessive amount of to begin with. - Ethiopia

8. A loaf of bread devoid of spices as well as a household with no spouse are useless. - Ethiopia

9. A chook is usually guarded, a spouse are unable to. - Zulu

10. An individual that plants and flowers vineyard because of the route side, the other who marries quite an female, talk about the identical issue. - Ethiopia

11. A very good spouse is easy to find, but very good in-guidelines are rare. - Madagascar

12. It is best to get married to the Aged lovely lady rather than to continue being single. - Uganda

13. He could be the travel of the home even so the spouse may be the soul. - South africa

14. wedding is not a limited knot, but a get knot. - Madagascar

15. At least 18 would you not covet the items of her spouse is in love with another gentleman. ~Egypt

Black Nerd Comedy - FUNNY BLACK PEOPLE (Comedy Central Jokes.com) - Black Nerd Comedy Tube.

Duration : 3.07 Mins.


I pay tribute to funny black comics, figures and cartoons that inspired me to become the Black Nerd Comedian I'm today. This video was featured on Comedy Central's Jokes.com (tr.im Tags: black nerd blacknerd comedy central jokes.com funny people tribute impressions bill cosby eddie murphy chris rock urkel Sign Up For BLACK NERD COMEDY: world wide web.blacknerdcomedy.com http world wide web.twitter.com world wide web.facebook.com HONORS: #85 - Most Talked about (07.08.09) - Comedy #71 - Top Favorited (07.08.09) - Comedy #59 - Most Talked about (07.09.09) - Comedy #47 - Top Favorited (07.09.09) - Comedy #50 - Top Favorited (07.09.09) - Comedy #58 - Top Ranked (07.09.09) - ComedyLove Quotes

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